My pipes

So, there has been a problem with my heat all winter. The one heater that has worked consistently is in the bathroom. During one of our few cold bits this winter, my roommate and I turned on the oven and slept in hats. Eventually the problem was fixed, but only kind of. I guess they've been working on it.

Tonight, there was another surprise visit from the guy who is doing the work. I am wearing two sweaters and slippers. The guy who was looking at my pipes turned to me and said, "You know what you need to keep you warm?"

I knew where this was going and tried to head him off at the pass. I kind of shouted things like gloves, jumping jacks, more clothes.

"No, a man."

Oh, Queens.